Valentines of Unfulfillment.

When you can't say it with words, say it with a Valentine. (source)

Posted on 9/29/2007 1:03:00 AM by andlewis

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Cheesechicken?

Everyone loves Olive Garden, everyone loves cheese! Why not make a game out of both of them?


A game to play at the Olive Garden, by Jay Barnes

Step 1: Go to the Olive Garden with a friend or friends, and order your meal as you normally do. At the Olive Garden, you get to choose whether or not you would like soup or salad. Cheese chicken requires that everyone order salad.

Step 2: When the waitstaff brings the salad over in a large bowl, they will ask you if you want freshly grated cheese on it. You will say that you do, at which point they will begin to grate cheese on the salad, and inform you to 'say when' when you would like them to stop grating the cheese.

THIS IS WHERE THE CHEESE CHICKEN GAME BEGINS

The game:
Whoever says 'when' first, loses. The wait staff may panic or cry, but do not falter or you will be the loser.

The Consequences for losing:
The loser of Cheese Chicken shall be bludgeoned about the head with (1) Olive Garden bread stick.

Caveats:
If the waiter or waitress starts to freak out and says something to the effect of 'Are you sure you want this much cheese?', respond by yelling "HOSPITALIANO!" while pointing to the salad angrily. (source)

Posted on 9/29/2007 1:00:00 AM by andlewis

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'Miracle' saved teenager's eye after chair assault


"THESE X-ray images show the leg of a chair embedded into the eye socket of a Melbourne teenager who miraculously survived a random attack outside a city nightclub earlier this year.

The images of teenager Shafique el-Fahkri at the Royal Melbourne Hospital were taken as a team of five surgeons prepared for the complex three-hour operation that would save his life and his eye.

After leaving intensive care, Mr Fahkri spent a month in hospital and today has 95 per cent of his sight back." (source)

Posted on 9/29/2007 12:58:00 AM by andlewis

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BACKPACKSHiELD


"Stronger than a sewn in level II liner, the BACKPACKSHIELD tm is N.I.J. Level IIIA & stops hardened higher velocity 9 mm Full Metal Jacket (copper) and 44 Magnum (SWC) rounds flat in their tracks. The patented DupontTM Kevlar® multilayer ballistic composite BACKPACKSHIELD tm weighs less than a text book, measures 17" high by 12 " wide, is less than 1/2" thick, and fits inside 1000's of standard size (High School & Collegiate) backpacks. It's available in a variety of school colors, optional personalized photo (i.e. favorite athlete, pet, team, mascot etc.)"

Posted on 9/29/2007 12:56:00 AM by andlewis

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Thousands of hyphens perish as English marches on

LONDON (Reuters) - About 16,000 words have succumbed to pressures of the Internet age and lost their hyphens in a new edition of the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary.

Bumble-bee is now bumblebee, ice-cream is ice cream and pot-belly is pot belly.

And if you've got a problem, don't be such a crybaby (formerly cry-baby). (source)

Posted on 9/29/2007 12:54:00 AM by andlewis

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Animals in Star Wars Costumes

I'm not saying that this is wrong, but it sure ain't right.

Posted on 9/28/2007 5:20:00 PM by andlewis

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Four HedgeHogs Adopt a Cleaning Brush as their Mother


Click the photo for the article.

Posted on 9/28/2007 2:28:00 AM by andlewis

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High Voltage Poweline Inspection

This video is from an IMAX movie, and it's nutso. Of course it's all fun and games until you run into one of these. (via)

Posted on 9/25/2007 2:54:00 AM by andlewis

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Drowns?

So my question is, is it the drowning that kills you, or are you dead before you run out of air? I'm not sure I really want to know.

Man Drowns in Vat of Sulphuric Acid.

Posted on 9/24/2007 3:58:00 AM by andlewis

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Thai Life Insurance Commercials

Some real tear jerkers for you.



Posted on 9/22/2007 11:25:00 AM by andlewis

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