So I know, my blog has come and go over the years, and this is the most recent incarnation. Who knows whether this foul beast will last out the year, or die from neglect? Not I. Look for this overly-wrought, heavy-handed writing to bemuse and despise, should you chose to return. And thus begins the adventure...
I awake every morning in curious thought. What is the cause of my fevered dreams of late? Is it the orange-mango ice cream I ate before bed, or something more sinister? Only this I know: more investigation is in order.